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A dull, lame type of person who literally whines about how he did anything good, like, who the fuck cares? As expectations, he is still a very caring and lovely person and an ideal friend to have (sometimes). It is scientifically proven that a Tony usually will get you in fights but later sorry you by buying you ice cream. What a pussy, I mean still he bought you ice cream, didn't he? As once in your life, everyone should have experience a Tony in their life.
Tony! That guy who you were friends with?
Yeah! He's great!
But did you know that he could be a BITCH sometimes?
I'm fine with that, I am still glad to have a friend like him!
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fat, annoying, and he licks your finger a lot. like, it's weird as fuck. he doesn't get the concept of personal hygiene and it needs to be fixed. sometimes he eats things on the floor and sniffs the walls. he sleeps wherever he wants and doesn't always make it to the poo poo room on time. he tries, but its a struggle. sometimes he is in my closet and i get scared for two seconds until i throw him out. tony is hairy. bye.
"TONY STOP EATING MY FUCKING CEREAL!"
"MEOW HISSSSSSSS"
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A person that is very FAT and doesn't know much english that goes "hah?" a lot. A guy named Tony will mostly share his food with you but you know, you still make fun of him no matter what he shares with you. He also likes to play soccer and you would spend most of your time laughing and watching him play.
Wow, you're such a TONY!!!!!!!
Wow, is he a TONY????
"Hah?" says Tony. I say, " Omg that's so Tony of him."
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A lying cheating ex-wife who gets preggers by the neighbor and then moves in with him and takes your kids to Cockeysville like 45 minutes away and you never get to see them anymore and who has you pay a ton in child support.
"Man that awesome sweet awesome handsome ex-husband totally got Tonied."
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The name of 50% of Italian-American men. The other 50% are named Joe. The Italian immigrants couldn’t speak English, so when asked for their names, they just read the sign “To NY.”
Joe: Hold up, someone’s late to da Mazzarella family reunion! Is it Memaw?
Bella: It must be Tony! Remember, he has to drive here all the way from Tottenville.
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THE ULTIMATE FUCK BOY, disrepects girls that love him, has hooked up with one in every 3 girls at the bar (this number subject to change to 1 in 2 by next week)
Damn he actin like a tony right infront of his girl
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Referring to a situation in which you no longer have a chance. Comes from Tony Dungy, where "Dungy" is originally used in place of "done". Further creativity leads to "Tony"
Henry Nolte: "That guy just hit my girlfriend!"
Ethan Watts: "Oh hes tony for sure"
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