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When recieving a lap dance from a 300+ lb black lady she urinates on your leg. Then due to the movement you recieve urine chaffing thus creating the African Piss. This can be furthered to a African Piss with twinkie surprise if you then ejaculate on the chaffed spot.
Guidelines
1. She must be Black
2. She has to be atleast 300 or more lbs
3. She has to be a stripper
4. You have to be getting a lap dance
5. She has to urinate on your leg
6. You have to chaffe from the urine
Wow i had such a good time getting an AFRICAN PISS last night.
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African-american people who deserve to be treated just like any other person. People how have minds too and that should be judged by their personality instead of the color of their skin at first glance. People who are great if you get to know them(that was for the racist, regardless of your color). I'm SO proud of being afrian-american.
African-Americans are just like every other good person in the world. Just like that white soccer mom that can do no harm(in some cases).
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African-Roulette is no laughing matter, it is one of the most dangerous games in all of the world; it is estimated that nearly 10,000 Africans die each year as a direct result of losing in African roulette.
African-Roulette is when a man has heterosexual intercourse with another consenting adult without a condom, the only catch is that the woman is African, which means that there is an 86.3% chance that she is HIV+.
When a man takes a chance like this and loses he dies 99.999999% of the time, Infact the only documented case of a someone living for more than six months after losing at "AR" is the "Magic Man" himself Magic Johnson, who actually set an international record for most "AR" wins in a row with 5, (two of which were three-ways).
"Hi kids my name is Magic Johnson and if you want to grow up like me you should play African-Roulette on the reg."-Magic Johnson
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the guy who sold his own people to slave traders for alcohol; someone who forsakes his own kind; also, the guy responsible for thwarting every effort by the world to help his people by intercepting and hording all humanitarian aid- that's why the argument that we spend billions to go to space when we should be using it to feed kids is illogical; we have more than enough money and resources to go to space and feed the entire world, but "African Kings" get in the way
Did you hear that Jeff ratted his friend out- he's a real African King.
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While the term 'African American' may seem nothing more than a PC term for 'blacks,' it does carry a signficant amount of social implications. It is inappropriate and quite uneducated to assume that an entire group of people should be degraded to the description of a color, namely black. The term is referring to an entire race of people who have historically undergone discrimination, oppression, segregation and slavery in THIS country for over 3 centuries. Thus, the label 'African American' subsequently emerged as a response to the overwhelming amount of racism still prevalent in modern society. It attempts to erradicate previous racist notions that non-whites are somehow (even biologically) inferior to whites. It also attempts to provide them with a certain heritage as well as a respect for a socially disadvantaged group who still face de facto discrimination. (side note- I am not black or African American, I am actually a member of a privileged race, for those of you who think only a 'black' person should give a damn about the subordination of others, and the violation of our Constitution's equal protection clauses- see 14th amendment. Feel free to look up any terms you may be confused about- in fact, they designed wikipedia for ignorant individuals such as yourself)
Educated people, or perhaps only Harvard grads, do not refer to others in terms of the amount of melanin in their skin. They have moved beyond, or evolved so to speak, PAST the concept of race. Connotating 'African-American' with one's actual descent is not only irrational, but clearly misses the point. Caucasians are presumed to be of European decent, wheras the majority cannot afford a passport to travel outside of the U.S. border.
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When a human body has an elephant head, and participates in the act of sucking it's own penis with the trunk.
Damn dude this guy at the party walked in with an Elephant head and immediately started the African Boomerang, so legit.