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alfie

he’s a toxic person and normally they are really ugly .For some reason everyone bum licks him

Omg why is alfie texting me i hate him

by your nan eats my cum April 7, 2020


Alfie

One of the most sweetest kindest guys you will ever know he is so nice and will do anything to make you feel okay even when he isn’t I love him he is the best but he lets people run over him and it’s not fair he is so perfect but he hates himself and should love himself and try harder to love himself and put him first and stop caring about her and revolve his life around her she is so manipulative but he will forever be loved fly high Alfie I hope you are doing well will forever love you even if I couldn’t tell you you are loved and love you to infinity and if your name is Alfie just know no matter what people say to you don’t let it effect you you are perfect just the way you are

Alfie:hi :)
Stranger:hi you are so nice I love you<3
Alfie:what?!

by Balls in your jaws August 29, 2021


Alfie

my handsome man who i love very berry much

me when Alfie :o

by Cheese.but.w.a.z October 21, 2024


Alfie

A small nerd who sits at home and has to go home early times

Hey guys have u seen Alfie

Friends: Nah he has his bedtime

by Alfie hillsden June 12, 2022


Alfie

Alfie is a disgusting, vulgar, scum of the earth flatmate whose needs putting up against a wall and shooting because why is he so grim and dirty. Can’t live in peace with this bigot. He is a family fiddler heard he chose to go an inch forward into his mum and also an inch back into his dad.

Person 1: How are your new flatmates ?

Person 2: he’s so disgusting he’s such an Alfie

by Lydia xox February 3, 2024


Alfie

Alfie’s are tough oftentimes they get told they take steroids the have huge whale dicks and get all the pussy

Alfie’s have great bicep genetics and all the girls love them

by The big a _76 November 23, 2021


Alfie

A fucking rascist

TheVeganTeacher is such a alfie

by Algraal May 1, 2022