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Though commonly misconceived as the anal canal through which gerbils at times migrate, a la Richard Gere (that region is better termed "gerbils' boulevard of broken dreams"), rats' alley is a horse of another color. Rats' alley is, in point of fact, not only the anal canal, but also the oral, vaginal, optical, nasal, auditory, wound-ary, navel, penile, areolar, carpal, and phallangular canals through which rats at times not only migrate but defecate upon.
"Did you see all the rats in Julia Roberts' rats' alley last night? She looked like that girl from Indiana Jones!"
-Steven Spielberg
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any residential area populated by gratuitous amounts of promiscuous women. A good indicator that you are unknowingly in whisper alley is women of the night lurking in the cut. Also known as glass houses or soapies in the far east.
"Man, barracks FC-371 (Camp Lejeune) 1st deck backside, is such a whisper alley."
Boster: "Yo, Perry, you better stay away from whisper alley, you keep fuckin with those skeezas-you're gonna catch something."
Perry: "I'll take my chances"
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When you are getting head and they pop a finger in your ass. Best with a prostate massage.
Also known as a Plum Plucker, Civil War or North vs South
Dude my girl was giving me a back alley lolly and I came so hard.
The Vaseline in the bowling alley pro shop.
I saw the bowling alley Vaseline at the pro shop at me local bowling alley.
A word for a sneeky handjob given in a very secluded place
Did you hear that Ron just got a Back Alley Handshake from Molly just now? Jeez you'd think that he would wait until after his wedding day!
When a bunch of old homeless men eat anything ANYTHING edible or non-edible out of the dumpster.
Ugh! Last night I was taking a shortcut home and saw a bunch of homeless men having a back alley buffet. They even at a fucking rat!
When you're on Tinder and you hit a run of six or more Uggos in succession.
I was on Tinder and got caught Down Ugly Alley