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Since everyone want to grab each other for like 37 days straight on April 13 we all just gonna chill. No gripping, grabbing or slapping each other.
person 1: Yo, it’s April 12 don’t fucking touch me...
person 2: what??
person 1: it’s national stfu and leave me alone day... gtfoh
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When your friend keeps telling you that you suck but you just don't care and want them to shut up
"hey you suck"
"hey i don't care just shut up and leave me alone"
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a stupid, pointless, piece of shit anime. i watched it out of curiosity and couldn't stand 5 minutes of the shit! it bored me out of my mind. basically just some sleep-inducing governmental crap, a lot of it set in a boardroom. yaaaaaawn.
ps. fullmetal alchemist kicks ass!!! *headbangs*
never watch Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex, EVER, lest you wish for you brain to deteriorate and drain out of your ears from boredom. it's just that bad.
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Friend: I saw that
Other Friend: Leave me alone, I’m playing with cousin
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the rap sang by a 13 year old black female who usually has a mental disease and is usually named shiniqua
Someone: yo shiniqua
shiniqua: SKIN TONE CHICKEN BONE LEAVE ME ALONE FOO
Someone: ok chill daym
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It is not good to be Reading urban dictionary alone at night while also naked as a male.
An individual of extremely little intelligence, and of contrasting aggression. The individual, if male must be small and be within posession of a squeaky voice and have an ego of that of a huge 20 year old body-builder when in reality the owner of the aforesaid ego is as skinny as a twig. Uses highly offensive insults such as 'Ya mam!' or 'skag 'ead', has a distinct ability to pronounce H's or T's, most prominent on the words 'skag 'ead' and 'gutted' respectively. Not a single townie will have a realistic view of themselves and will perceive themselves to be genuine figures of inspiration in 'ardness' and that no-one will dare 'mess wit dem' for fear of being 'shitted up'. A townie's music taste will consist of anything with a repetitive beat and a minimum of vocals hence: "Push me, and then just touch me, so I can get my, satisfaction" from a townies perspective, the less complex and content of lyrics the better, in order to make it more digestable. Dress sense includes a backwards cap, tracksuit bottom, stud or small hoop in one or both ears, tracksuit bottoms (cheap) and hair style must be in perfectly formed 'french crop', vanity is an important aspect in being a townie.
Townie No. 1: 'Ere ya skag'ead, I wanna see dem needlemarks in ya arms ya skag'ead.
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!
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