Random
Source Code

Alphabet Pedo

A bisexual woman who refers to women as “Girls”

Jenny said: I’m going out with the girls

Adrian said: But those are grown women who are potential partners. Calling them “girls” makes you an Alphabet Pedo

by Oksy Moron January 7, 2022


alphabetical authorities

Da "top people" whom folks consult for advice/assistance on a variety of ordinary topics dat are randomly scattered about over da "ol' 26" in da English language.

Da seven most common types of alphabetical authorities are:
(1) hexpert --- someone who is super-familiar with voodoo and curses; hopefully he uses said vast witchcraft-knowledge to remove or alleviate said evil spells, not to put them on in da first place!
(2) mexpert --- an individual well-versed in all matters "south of da border".
(3) pexpert --- a plumber who is well-versed in da use of freeze-resistant plastic piping
(4) rexpert --- a learned bookworm on da subject of certain animals, either man's best friend or da huge hunched-over carnivores back in da Jurassic period.
(5) sexpert --- someone who can advise couples on achieving more satisfying intimacy.
(6) texpert --- a dude who knows all about da "black-tea"-rich southern-USA area dat is Ranger Walker's usual stompin' grounds.
(7) vexpert --- a human-nature guru with extensive experience on what pushes people's buttons; again --- as in da first example above --- presumably he uses said know-how to help **reduce** already-existing frustration/distress in others, not to purposely exhibit destructive behavior dat would cause people to **become** wound up when they had felt reasonably calm before! (Da infamous "gettin', getters, got"exchange between Madea and Dr. Phil comes to mind.)

by QuacksO February 7, 2020


alphabet soup

It is an adjective, that may be used when some body is mixed up in thought.

I am an alphabet soup house wife, when I am busy with t.v, then I can,t search well after my kids and the cat, in daily hours.

by man!? March 23, 2017


Alphabet Soup

The endless letters behind the name of an academic that indicate certifications or higher degrees. John Doe, MD, FAACS, Ph.D., MS, CNN, CCTC, BM, WAP.........

Dude, I"m finishing up this research paper we cowrote. I need your alphabet soup for the citation.

by Mimsy2000 August 8, 2023


alphabet soup

Exotic recreational drugs known by letter abbreviations, particularly in combination. Generally used as a derogatory term by people who do not partake in such things, and/or a descriptive term when everyone in a group of people at a party is on something different.

A: What the hell are you guys on?!

B: Well joe and sally are on tripping 2C-B, mary is on MBDB and MDAI, the people fucking in the corner are on 4-MMC and...
A: Got it, alphabet soup - I'm gonna do some good old fashioned cocaine here and smoke a joint if anyone wants to join me...

by Doc. A February 13, 2017


Alphabet Soup

A concoction of multiple and many drugs that usually result in deadly overdoses that often take ones life.
Ex: "Mr. Heath Ledger died as the result of acute intoxication by the combined effects of oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam, and doxylamine," the office said in a short statement.
- CNN

“He died after a night of alphabet soup. They found Meth, Fentanyl, Cocaine, Alcohol, and Xanax in his system”

by Salami420 December 25, 2020


Alphabet soup

When a person has so many abbreviated venereal diseases it easier to say they have alphabet soup (ie hpv tricc hiv aids ash)

I'd hate to catch the alphabet soup she's giving to all the guys without them knowing

by Captain saveahoe. August 31, 2023