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When one is sitting down and cuts a fart, the gas runs around ones nut sack or lady biscuit than escapes into the atmosphere undetected.
Larry was getting pulled over by the police when he realized an Escape Artist was about to be present.
The feeling you get after being on hiatus from being artistic and you have the sudden urge to write a lot of stuff that would feel like sex to your brain and your hands. Varies from person to person.(art, drama, music, creative writing, etc.)
Self-created to describe my feeling of my outburst of poetry.
Guy 1: So... Wrote anything new today?
Guy 2: I just got an artist's bloom. I'm gonna go home.
*Guy 2 goes on Tumblr and Twitter and posts as soon as he gets home*
Next day....
Guy 1: Holy crap! How'd you get so many followers?! It's like your hands jizzed out awesome onto your pages.
Guy 2: That's exactly what happened.
when an artist messes up on a piece of art and can not find any possible way in fixing. And in trying to fix it makeing it worse. Leading to usually a broken canvas in the trash.
That artists aggression has led to several broken canvases.
When you take an epic shit and it smears the toilet in a decorative fashion for all to see and admire your work.
I was able to admire Jorge's beautiful work of art after he left the bathroom. He is always celebrating Artist's Day!
Fake Individual never forward
Front artist is the following Dishonest untruthful unreliable
An aura of self-importance and self-worth presented by artists who become swept up in their own head space.
"What's wrong with you? You HAVE TO make eye contact. It's the rule."
"No, I don't. See, I can paint this (and you can't), so shove it."
"Damn, you got quite the artist's attitude."
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The term comes from pool, specifically from snooker, where the pockets are narrower than on a standard pool table. When a "choke artist" shoots the ball, aiming for a particular pocket, the ball chokes out of the pocket and goes back onto the table because the shot was improperly aimed. Choke artists repeatedly fail in situations when a crucial shot has to be made and the pressure forces a bad shot where the ball "chokes" in the pocket, wobbling back and forth until it is spit back onto the table.
Geno runs the table well, but when the money balls are in play, he is a choke artist.
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