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The tendency of kids who grew up playing a competitive sport and then retired in their teens to tryhard video games, have a good sense of momentum, timing, and intuitive controls, be prone to careers requiring more discipline, and being used to regiment/feeling lost without rigid schedules or structure.
"Hey, why is John so good at timing his jumps in Mario Kart 7?"
"Oh, that's just the child athlete effect. He did competitive gymnastics for 7 years before quitting."
tomball athletics is the most broke-ass faggot athletic program i have ever seen in my entire life. All the coaches are fat and yell at you to do stupid fucking workouts they couldn’t do if they were in their prime athletic state. Fuck that school man and take pe
oh your in tomball athletics?
your mom probably wore the same uniforms as you.
A un sportay person irl but in movies they’re a worldwide athlete.
Spencer from all American is an amazing movie athlete
Another term for a white sports-player. Frequently associated with “Total Floor General”, “High sports IQ”, and “Team Leader.”
John is deceptively athletic even though he’s 6’5 and 10% body fat
A person who practices the sport of navigating obstacles by running, jumping and climbing, known as Parkour.
Person 1: Are you into any sports?
Person 2: I'm more of an urban athlete.
P1: Whats that?
P2: I like to try and navigate landscapes in a quicker than normal and unconventional manner.
Every good athlete has a wife. ( if hes a man)...wife being you. So what athletes rest consists of, in the inner workings of course...is The athlete coming home from a hard days training, competition, or day of watching sports, and thinking about his wife. This is not all however. Athletes rest also consists of Friday night, guarenteed cuddling. Thats why I really started it. Cuz you see...you get very...tight...very......how do i say this....sore? from all the hard work all week long. So then friday comes, and as soon as you have your wife in your arms...all the pain goes away. It's really better than icy hot...read the label if you dont believe me.
1. Boy I could use some Athletes Rest!
2. This Friday, when i'm cuddling with my girlfriend, I'll have the best athletes rest ever!
Foul smelling vagina.
Beaver slang for Vagina
Man you don't wanna mess with her, she's got athletes beaver man.