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A bandit who wears an item of clothing made from silk to hide his face when burglarisingshops,banks,bookmakers
Oh dear hide behind this wall quick ! It would seem there's a bandit in town ."hang on he's got silk leggings round his face" ah yes it's the silk bandit .
A person who would rather the anus of another man than the furry taco of a woman.
also see back door bandit and hershy highway
"That joe joe sims is a real marmite bandit"
"I bet that marmite bandit likes it in the Hershy highway"
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One who wears a mask while ramming one of the same gender from behind.
James:"WOW, that guy is going to jail!?"
Tom:"Yeah,he'll be the victim of a Ram Bandit."
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The act of stealing the blankets from your significant other in the middle of the night, leaving them cold and helpless.
"Blanket Bandit!" proceed to pull the covers back to you.
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A penis bandit is someone who strikes with dicks when no one is around. There is a fine distinction between one who will draw penises for pleasure and one who sets a greater purpose to each shlong he draws. The more crafty and devious penis bandit is a person unbeknownst to the victim. The more mischevious penis bandit will strike psychological fear into the mind of his victim. There is often times a greater purpose to each shlong sent to the victim. The true craft of a penis bandit is unknown until s/he chooses to reveal their intentions.
Ross: Who's drawing all these elaborate penises?
Bundas: It's the penis bandit!! They drew a catfish penis! What the fuck!
Mike: Yo, that's meth!
Tyler: I wonder who it could be guys??
Dave: Bet it's that Trinni I live with!
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A person who plugs holes when the soap is dropped.
#1 Ben the ass bandit plugged Steve's hole as he bend over to pick up a tool.
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To take a crap at someones place and then leave.
Matt came to my house and left like the dumping bandit.
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