Bent like Trent

(adjective) Whenever a person makes an obviously unwise business decision that will undoubtedly bring harm to them in the immediate or not too distant future.

Robert's fucking out there, the fucking piece of shit is bent like Trent and ripping everyone off he can, slinging that fake H that's already put a few cats down for the count. He's gonna end up deep-sixxed sooner rather than later, and that's probably for the best.

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Useless as a bent nail.

Totally lacking in the ability to get the job done. Derived from carpenter slang to refer to the metalurgical properties of a nail deformed and bent by extreme resistence in the material being nailed, or due to the inexperience or lack of skill by the person striking the nail. Despite streightening, once the nail is used again, it will tend to deform and bend, rendering it useless.

I sent Bob out to clinch the deal, and instead the client called to cancel the order! I swear, Bob is "Useless as a bent nail."

Bent Over Rover

When a guy stands with his legs shoulder width apart, bends over reaching one hand out between his legs while rubbing his meat pole. The goal is to let all of your blood rush to your head so when you go boom the rush is bigger.

However beware of the rover, as it comes closer to ignition, the legs get weak and you begin to rover.

Amateurs tend to reach for a door knob or a handle of sorts to brace themselves from the rover.

Dude had never been laid and was reliant on getting himself off, but was getting bored of just rubbing one out. He needed something new and wanted to go big. He had heard that strangling himself would create a bigger high, but was too scared he might end up killing himself so he decided to try the Bent Over Rover. DAMN, what a rush!

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Bent Over

To get forcefully penetrated without concent via high school, undergrad or graduate school exam

Dude I just got bent over by that stats test

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bent out of shape

agitated,upset

ranking:
* pissed off
* tit in a wringer
* pissy
* ticked off
* undies in a bundle
*>bent out of shape
* peaved
* miffed (annoyed and fey)

"Hey, man," he started, "what are you all bent out of shape
about?"

Gritting my teeth, I snapped "Don't get me started, pal,"

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get bent

An infamous phrase that was generated in the world of Lineage2. Mostly said to people when they say "stop ksing," and you say it to throw them into confusion which results in them googling what it means.

"stop ksing, plizzzzz"
"get bent"

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got me bent

means yeah right

"go over there and talk to him."
"Please, you got me bent"

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