Rural Dictionary

Yellow Bike

Yellow bikes are community bikes owned by Eckerd College, a small liberal arts school on the West Coast of Florida. The program allows for anyone on campus to pick up a yellow bike that is not being used and ride it to where they need to go. Being one of the biggest hippie schools on the East Coast, the goal of the yellow bike program is to have less vehicle traffic on campus which will ultimately reduce greenhouse emissions.

When certain assholes arrive at their destination, they throw the bikes into bushes, over the sea wall, or onto roofs. Homeless people also nick them from campus.

Yellow bikes are classified as a critically endangered species by the end of each semester because most are broken or lying at the bottom of Frenchman's Creek.

Hippie #1: Brah, I was hoping to catch a yellow bike so I wouldn't be late for class but I don't see any.

Hippie #2: Dude, it's May, yellow bikes haven't been seen for over two months now.

by eclove August 27, 2011

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bike ride

When you're cycling and the bike-seat is pushing up againt your vulva (in girls) and prostate (in boys) causing a funny sensation

If was leaning forward during my bike ride and i almost came from that

by tory borty November 8, 2013

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pocket bike

A tiny bike that has a small size 2 stroke motor most often 49CC which is 3 Cubic Inches... (0.049 Liter)and some can do up to 50 MPH. most often ridin' by little kid at age 8 and up and sometimes highschool kids in their late teens. It is usually a japanese style sports bike, crotch rocket but can be a chopper as well (often 110cc). Some have working lights, turn signals, electric starts. This bike is also capable of scoring me $1400+ in fines via 7 traffic Violations!
No issurance (Not possible)
Driving with a suspended license (For this? are you an idiot?)
No Registration (has no year, make, model, VIN)
No Helmet
No Headlight (Neither do bicylces)
Riding on public highway (I was riding on the side walk)
Defective Equipment (nothing was defective)
And I was let off with the Loud Exhaust and nose orderance it was a "gift".

Alex: Yo can you come pick me up? i just got pulled over 5 miles from my house, can you come pick me up i got my pocket bike with me,
Friend: What the hell happened? Break?
Alex: No, ****** * **** ***** ** * **** PIG cop pulled me over doing 10 MPH minding my own business on the side walk. $1400+ 7 tickets and gotta walk my bike home.
Friend: thats ****n G*y
Alex: Ya i know... lets get back @ them.

by Its mE Alex January 10, 2006

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donor bike

A donor bike is a ridiculously small mini-motorcycle that has become a nationwide menace the past few years. Donor bikes are identified by the presence of an idiot behind the handle bars, no helmet and a blatant disregard for traffic rules. Additionally, 80% of riders at some point become organ donors after the required fatal crash.

"Look at Jose on his new donor bike!!! Hope his organ card is updated!"

by Charles T Mullen February 15, 2006

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