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A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.
A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.
It means that your answer was hard or sometimes could be rude.
Boyfriend: I'm bout to go running. Do you wanna roll up after?
Girlfriend: Yeah. Why not? Lmk.
Boyfriend: Not too long ago started.
Girlfriend: Ok. Lmk.
Boyfriend: Bullet Blender -.-
A man or woman who purposely breaks other(s) hearts. Romantically.
Don Jaun was a blender tender
You widen a girls ass and fill it with fruit and juice. Then fuck her in the ass till it is a smooth creamy smoothie. Then just get a straw.
I wanted a smoothie but my blander was broken so I used Ashley and made a polish blender.
When you’re heartbroken to the point it feels like your ex put your heart in a blender.
He just dumped me outta nowhere, my poor Blender-Heart will never heal.
During gay sex one man is swinging around his cock while the other's cock is in his asshole.
Steve: You ready Brad , attack plan Kittens in the blender!
Brad: (smacks Steve's ass) Ok, initiate the puree.
1.a big dick.
2.Someone high on crack
Why,jimmy is a blender in cock!