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Dress as any spooky character of choice while giving a blow job. Cherry juice for flavoring and "blood" is also a good choice.
My boyfriend wanted a spooky blowjob so I dressed up as Wednesday Adams and sucked the soul out of him.
When you give a compliment to someone just for that person to like you.
Sam gave a verbal blowjob to Max when he said, "You have a very cool shirt" five minutes after 10 other people had already comented on Max's shirt.
Having a girl suck you off and before you cum yell mum or dad, you need to finish before they come into your room
me: my girlfriend gave me a suicide blowjob last night
friend: did you get caught?
me: nah but it was close bro
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1. Derived from the classic Nintendo Entertainment System, it's a degrading act that every young gamer had to perform in the 80s out of desperation by means of blowing into the slit of a game cartridge and reinserting it to achieve stimulus and gratification. Usually done while on the knees, excessive blowjobs may result in feelings of being lightheaded or dizziness.
To perform an NES Blowjob simply:
Remove the cartridge
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Sweet talk it a little
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Blow into the console
Beg
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Maybe smack it a little
The release of the first Sony Playstation "PSX" or PS One represents the end of the NES blowjob era.
When a man from the Southern United States attaches a vacuum cleaner hose to his genitals. Most commonly used to simulate the feeling of a blowjob.
"Hey Billy, I heard some pretty strange noises coming from your room last night. Were you trying to give yourself a Redneck Blowjob?"
Having a woman give you a blowjob while smoking a cigarette at the same time.
She gave me a smoking blowjob by taking a deep drag off her cigarette, taking my penis in her mouth and with her lips locked around my shaft, exhaled through her nose.
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the act of getting a blowjob while you are pissing by a willing partner who keeps sucking your dick while you piss in her mouth. she may or may not swallow your piss while she is sucking your dick.
man, i got a (pissing blowjob) last night that made me want to marry the girl.
2. hey baby will you give me a good (pissing blowjob)?
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