bong cemetery

When you call a plumber in the middle of night to unclog your sink & he sees all of the old bongs you've hoarded under your sink instead of parting ways with them.

me: "Yeah, not sure what happened, I do my best not to put random shit down the sink"
plumber: "Random shit is good, especially this bong cemetery you got going on down here"
me: "If weed is what is causing the clog, we can revive those bad boys"
plumber: "Deal!"

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bong load

To load the bong (water pipe)with weed.

Pack a bong-load bro!

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bong rip

Noun - what one has taken when they smoke a dose of marijuana from a bong. See bong hit.

Tran took a bong rip before the job interview in order to calm his nerves.

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Bong Cheese

The left over smoke after taking a hit from a bong.

Hey dude you have to clear that bong cheese before I hit the tube

bong about it

Don't talk about it, bong about it. Rip a fat pack of marijuana out your bong when you fight with someone.

My girlfriend and I were fighting, then I spotted my bong. I said "Bitch, don't talk about it, bong about it."

Bong Sliding

The act of smoking weed out of a bong slide because there are no other available devices to be smoked out of.

This practice is only followed by those too cheap to buy rolling papers or buy a $5 pipe from the corner smoke shop

James: "Dude do we have a pipe or papers?"
Milty: "Nope"
James: "Well then looks like we're bong sliding tonight"

Quadrito Bong

A beer bong filled with beer and quadrito (Cheetos, Dorito's, Fritos, and Tito's Vodka). A favorite amongst frat daddy's and those looking for a high-calorie liquid intake!

When Jeff was late getting back to the party bus, he was forced to chug down a Quadrito Bong.