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To wake in the morning and without any notice bury your face and munch the snatch of your wife, girlfriend or date and her snapper is still puffy and wet from the sex romp last night.
Darrell woke at 6:00 in the morning to get ready for work. However, his girlfriend's hot pocket was giving him a morning wink so he dove in and enjoyed a gentleman's breakfast.
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A blow job in the morning right after you wake up. Usually after a rough nite of drinking and hoggin'. Performed by skanks or your wife.
"so I brought that 48 year old that I met at the bar home and the next morning she gave me breakfast in head" Steven said before eating a slice of pizza.
"Wow, dude! That's great!" Matt exclaimed. "she's old enough to be your mom"
true story
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A breakfast consisting of Coffee and Cigarettes.
I was so drunk, all I wanted was a whores breakfast.
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A breakfast invented by dat nigga Dylan morgan Francis member of the prestigious, 'Half Left' crew. This 'Nigga Breakfast' consists of a base of toast with the nigger condiments of Nutella and Coco Pops having a crunchy smooth texture to start your nigga day.
After a long night of playing with and on Coc with Cory and Jackson the morning called for a nigga breakfast
To inadvertently have oral sex with someone who has an STD.
Poor Paul, he ate Gonorrhea for Breakfast.
Also referred to as a brunch bitch, typically a woman who appears as a strange, shadowy, golem-like creature in the morning, and becomes a friendly and reasonable human during the afternoon. This radical change is often brought about by eating a tasty lunch.
Guy #1: "Why is Janet such a bitch in the mornings but so cool afrer lunch?"
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."