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When an elder lady jumps up and down and her breasts fly every which direction.
Greg: I hate it when my Nana jumps, she has a mad case of Hoppin' Breast!
Carla: Eww Bro.
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Boy: Wow your boobs are like.. Anna Nicole's.. *shudder*
Girl: Sorry. I just couldn't help myself.
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Related to butt-dialing, Breast dialing is when a woman puts her phone in her bra and accidentally calls someone without realizing it.
Call recipient- Hello? Hello?
Later that day...
Call recipient- Hey you called me earlier but you didnt say anything so I just hung up.
Breast-dialer- Oh yeah sorry those were my breasts dialing you.
Call recipient- yeah i figured you were breast-dialing.
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When a Breast, male or female, has a lot of muscle tissue and fibers like those found on professional bodybuilders and athletes.
Joe: "Man, I like a girl with Dense Breast and a firm ass!"
Tom: "What? You mean like Holly Holm?"
Joe googles said athlete: "Yep!"
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When a lady of a certain age develops rather lowly hanging breasts. One might refer to them as, pendulum breasts (it's only natural!)
See also "pendulum tits" which is similar but slightly different definition.
Crikey, she's got a pair of pendulous breasts!
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When a set of nipples point in completely opposite directions regardless of the body position of the women who has them.
Man Cathy would have a nice rack if it wasn't for her divorced breasts.
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Refers to all areas of the female breast, excluding the nipple. Exceptions may be made if a male has unusually large breasts.
"Dude! Did you get to see her tits?" "Naw, man...no nipple. Only the breast cheek."
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