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The fever which is an excuse for not doing anything social or being ill very contangious around finals and other important weeks or days.
Jack: Hey where's John at?
Joe: Hes at home with Cod Fever.
Jack: I hope it contangious.
Joe: Oh it is
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The Dried particulate vaginal excreta that accumulates on your member after intercourse.
I put a Cod Particle in one of the burgers today at work
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A person, friend, family member that plays any Call of Duty game 24/7 with only bathroom breaks. You can also hear them yelling through the wall at 3:00am and later. They are always angry if they aren't playing and usually have no friends in real life.
Me: My brother is a COD whore 24/7 and he never shuts up.
Bob: Yea, I hate those people, they have no life.
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Like a dutch oven, but with queefs
"I was starting to fall asleep last night, but my girlfriend pulled the ol' cod blanket on me"
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battered cod: the state often mistaken for a conventional hangover, whilst actually being accredited to a full night of call of duty
did craig make it to lectures today??
fuck that you baby killer, he's a battered cod today.
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v. The striking action which is required to distract a Call of Duty player from the screen.
Stuart was blanking me playing that bloody game again, so he got a COD wallop across the lugs.
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The result of playing Call of Duty at ungodly hours in the middle of the night. Symptoms are usually temporary and include mental fatigue, inability to think critically and a lack of concentration on or memory of anything other than the round of deathmatch currently in session.
Peter couldn't remember what he had for lunch today, or what his sister's name was, while we were playing Call of Duty at 3 am. He probably just had cod brain.
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