crumb dumpster

someone of a fat overweight chubby or obese nature who leaves no leftovers or crumbs behind. Someone who eats everything and anything like how a dumpster takes in anything and everything. In other words, a fatass.

Look at that guy at the buffet, what a crumb dumpster.

I was trying to be romantic and feed my date a cookie when the crumb dumpster almost took my hand off.

We couldn't get on the roller coaster because a crumb dumpster was taking up two seats.

I wish I had some leg room; this crumb dumpster is spilling over into my seat.

Can you please seat us somewhere else? These crumb dumpsters are so loud I can't hear myself think.

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beach crumbs

Small kernels of feces that get stuck in the hair of your beach, or "chode."

After a sloppy poo, Sam had a lot of beach crumbs he had to wipe out.

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crumbs in the butter

Fast food remnants that get lodged in unwanted crevices while having anal sex in a vehicle, typically while wearing a Snuggie.

I was really going at my wife's ass in the car the other night, wearing a zebra Snuggie, until the crumbs in the butter chafed my dick.

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Robert Crumb

When an author kills off their own character after disapproval of usage by a third party.

Named after Robert Crumb, the author of Fritz the Cat, who killed off his own character after disapproval of how Ralph Bakshi handled the 1972 film of the same name.

So, Matt Furie has killed Pepe, huh? Looks like he pulled a Robert Crumb.

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Cracker Crumbs

A group of small white children.

I went to pick up my kid at day care, he was having fun with all the other cracker crumbs.

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ooh crumbs

A phrase to describe when shits gone wrong

Penfold: "Ooh Crumbs!"

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crumb sandwicher

A pre-teen or young teenage girl who dresses provocatively in an effort to appear older or more sophisticated. So named from the attempt to create cleavage from developing breasts.

Tony: This mall is full of crumb sandwichers.
Dave: No ladies over 14 years old.

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