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Shouldn’t even be allowed to be part of the United States of America.
Did you guys see how they don’t allow large magazine sizes in California? You think that’ll stop a bad guy from illegally using one?
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A bootleg of Texas but with a lot more gay celebrities and people
Texas: Can I borrow something real quick
California: Fine but you better get me four condoms at costco
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That place where all the hippies go to get arrested.
"Man, let's all go to California, where everyone is free!" -Random hippies, bikers, and gay people
"On today's agenda for the State of California, we will now increase the penalty to required life imprisonment for someone who pees on the lawn in his third conviction. No exceptions for homeless people, pregnant women, little kids, or people with medical disorders." -California politicians
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One of the states in the United States, it's also the 3rd largest in terms of area and is the 1st in terms of population. It's also one of the dumbest states in America since it creates and passes some of the most useless, illogical and money-wasting laws and regulations and the people are stupid.
For example, some of the areas in California are trying to pass laws that forces porn stars to wear condoms. The voters are some of the dumbest in America since they are the ones who support these dumb laws via petitions or voting them in. Californians also love free stuff but they hate paying for them. This leads me to another point, the people are idiotic.
The natives of California are some of the most politically correct, culturally relativist dumbasses in the entire world. They claim that they are "open-minded" in order to make themselves feel better about themselves and they think that everyone's opinions are valid, but they contradict themselves since they don't think that the opinions of racists, neo-Nazis, the Ku Klux Klan, etc. are valid.
They also suck at debating since they insist on using statements such as "it's their culture" when discussing another culture. Hey morons, some cultures practice things such as infanticide, racism, sexism, and sometimes, slavery and even cannibalism. Hell, a few cultures still executes people on charges of witchcraft. This is pretty atrocious stuff but I wouldn't be surprised if they accept this crap.
California is one of the biggest IQ-lowering states out there due to the idiotic people. The taxes don't help either and neither do the insane people. They pass dumb laws and regulations all the time thanks to the "below-average-IQ" population.
They also are so relativist that it makes it infuriating when debating them since it goes nowhere.
They are so obsessed with their "open-minded", non-racist" image that it infuriates everyone. Bringing up negative aspects of various cultures always stumps them since supporting these practices by saying things such as "it's their culture" makes them look like monsters and if they don't support them, they contradict themselves.
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The state that is universally hated on because of the fact that it offers more than any of the other ones. But its people are still nice enough to accept the haters who refuse to leave once they realize the awesomeness. This is why it is overpopulated and went from the state with Los Angeles and San Francisco, to the one with L.A. S.F. Oakland, San Diego, and San Jose. All that population brings in a lot of cultural diversity so you will find more types (and better quality) restaurants and food than any other place on Earth(even NYC). Another great thing is that you can go from the mountains to the beach in one day(I used to live there and Lake Tahoe is little less than a 4 hour drive from the Golden Gate Bridge). California also boasts some of the best sports teams in the nations history. Examples: 49ers (5 Superbowl wins, tied 2nd all time), Lakers (16 NBA championships, 2nd all time; 31 NBA championship appearances, most all time), UCLA men's college basketball (11 championships, most all time), USC college football (17 championships, tied 5th all time), San Francisco Giants (8 World Series wins, 4th all time)
CALIFORNIA, that's all you need to know
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Home of the standard tard/ douche bag. Home to the worst cities in the nation- Sacramento, LA, Bakersfield, Stockton, Modesto, Yuba City, Marysville, Fresno, Berserkley, Fairfield, Vacavile, Davis- the list goes on. Spiked hair. Everyone drives Yukons with rims they cant afford. Think it is the center of attention while being the brunt of jokes. Full of racists, gangs, and shitty, ugly places- example Sacrmento. People who cant drive. People who are beyond rude.
I went to that ugly place they call California. On the way I toke a Sacrmento in Fresno.
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Pacific region made of awesome, tasting slightly of fruit loops, carne asada, and tofu. Where everyone wishes they were. Also, made of gay, but that's like soo hot now anyway. fun fun fun in the sun. Except when its over 100 degrees everyday during the summer.
SOMETHING CALI THIS WAY COMES.
I sure do wish I was in California.
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