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When you invent a whole alter ego to pretend to become romantically involved with so that an an ex or a stalker or anyone who is being generally pushy and invasive in your life will waste time investigating a non-existent person and leave you alone for a while.
I'm throwing the catfish back and inventing a fake new love interest to get my ex off my back and spin his wheels for once for a while.
ad-ven-cher kat-fish
Noun
1) a person who falsely claims to enjoy hiking, traveling, etc. and does not reveal disdain for adventure until the opportunity is presented
Verb (used without object), Adventure Catfishing, Adventure Catfished
1) to falsely claim to enjoy hiking, traveling, etc. and does not reveal disdain for adventure until the opportunity is presented
2) to mislead an adventurer into believing one’s own enthusiasm for participation in exciting undertakings or enterprises.
(Name) said she wanted to go kayaking, so I brought my kayak, only to find out she’s an adventure catfish.
When a bitch don't swallow correctly.
Paula was having a pelasant lunch, and all of a sudden, she was choked on catfish?!
Governmental Police Enforcement or Patrol team who respond, and arrest Statory Rapists, Human Trafficers or Sex Violators or offenders. (Does have Undercover Units)
2 lesbians were having sex in the back of Market Basket when Catfish Police Came and arrested them.
MTV Government Police Officers who work for Nev that protect women. Their job is to locate girls who have been kidnapped or that are held hostage and send them back home safely and arrest the suspect, But they can arrest people for statutory rape, child pornography or other sex offenses if they find out.
3 years apart make CATFISH POLICE Depart
Patrol and Enforcement Police officers Hired by MTV who pursue or respond to Statutory Crime, Human Traffickers or sex violation or offenders. (Gold in the front indicates governmental access) (White in the front indicates Security or civic access) Sometimes with Nev and go undercover.
Since joe wanted to have sex with Mikayla when joes 20 and Mikayla’s 13. Catfish Police kicked open his door to his house and arrested him.
Not really catfishing but it’s when a couple switch there profile pics on their personal social media and confuse other people.
Jake is friendly catfishing his teacher into fucking him