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After having sex, the man removes his condom and slaps it on the woman's neck/chest. The semen is used as an adherent.
After fucking her, I pulled off my rubber and gave that bitch a Cincinnati bowtie
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When going down on a girl during her period and you get a blood clot stuck in your teeth, you pull out the clot and wipe it on the girls forehead, and say "Thank you. Come again."
Samm-I-am to Yarbs:
What up Yarbs? Have you seen Stormy yet this morning? Looks like someone gave her a Cincinnati Hindu last night.
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When you fuck a girl with a tracheotomy, in her tracheotomy and blood pours over the sides of her neck.
That handicapped chick was so kinky, she let me give her a Cincinnati bowtie.
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One of the worst team in Major League Baseball (MLB). Even if you like them, you still know they are garbage.
Did you see the Cincinnati Reds play last night? They lost 10-1 against the worst team in the division.
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When two male parties consciously decide to switch female companions at a finite point in the evening.
Jonathon was macking on Susan Friday night. However around midnight there appeared to be a Cincinnati switch as his friend Esteban moved in for Susan, and Jonathon decided to game on Susan's friend Mary whom Esteban was previously chatting with.
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Possibly the most painful experience without leaving second base. Dating back to terribly cold Ohio winters, this manuever was thought up to keep the blood flowing. More often than not, when done incorrectly the Cincinnati Handshake can cause severe bleeding.
My overzealous doctor accidently gave me a Cincinnati Handshake during my physical, I still can't piss straight.
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When your bangin your future wife on the side of your parents house. Your both butt naked. Her feet are up in the air like a field goal. Your buddy comes running around the corner and yells touchdown and then asks for his car keys.
Oh yeah Becky I am scoring more with you than the Bengals have all year.
Dude what are you doing? TOUCHDOWN oh and do you have my car keys.
That my friend is a Cincinnati Touchdown
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