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A person who tries to portray themselves as a gangster online on sites such as Myspace, sconex, and blackplanet. These people are normally the very opposite of gangster when met face to face.
"He was a b*tch when we tried to confront him. But on his MySpace page he said he was ______ (enter gang). Man he's definetly a computer gangster.
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Anyone that uses a computer for their job or is overly zealous in their personal use of said computer.
All the computer jockeys in the building need to log off of the server.
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A computer callus is located on the heel of your hand, usually the hand you use to move your mouse.
It is usually caused by the heel of your hand being rubbed against the mouse mat for long periods of time, usually during all nighters on the internet.
A computer callous is most often a little more red than your usual skin tone and is quite soft and smooth.
Hoshit, I've been on the computer so long I've aquired a computer callus.
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A person who studies one or more facets of computers and related technologies, often in solitude.
Where others had failed, I stumbled upon a computer monk who was able to figure out what was making my computer so slow.
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To not understand computers, and to be unable to perform simple tasks with them.
The term also refers to those who do know know simple computer related terms or software applications, such as Microsoft Word.
This term does not extend to understanding 1337 speak or to those who aren't h4x0rs
Mitchell: Yo Johnny! Been h4x0ring any b0x0rs?
Johnny: Wah?
Mitchell: Oh, yer, you are computer illiterate.
Johnny: Wah?
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What I spend all my free time watching Netflix on.
I love my computer.
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