cork soaker

A chick who is on the rag...

We didn't get busy last night because she's a total cork soaker.

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cork screw

were you have anal sex with a chick and she sticks her as in the air. and u have someone spin you around in a circle.

i cork screwed cindy for 500 spins

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Hot Melvin with a cork

Another word for the kind of diarrhea where the first chunk is poo, then the rest is diarrhea.

"Dude, I had some nasty Taco Bell and had to lay a huge Hot Melvin with a cork in the toilet!"

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Pop The Cork Diarrhea

Severe constipation followed by diarrhea... essentially, it was really hard before to start but then it just gushed out... similar to opening a champange bottle

I pushed for so long and then it ended up being diarrhea... I popped the cork

Pop The cork Diarrhea

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Chocolate Cheese Cork

a.k.a. The Triple C

When a man does not shower for a lengthy period of time allowing him to accumulate a healthy deposit of smegma on his penis. He then follows by having anal sex causing
said smegma to rub off and accumulate in and around the anus which then dries and crustifies causing a blockage. This results in a brutal case of constipation and backed-up feces against the cheesy anus cork.

Tammy: "Trixie, you're not looking too good...what's wrong?"
Trixie: "I let this guy go through the back door last week, and I've been feeling like crap ever since."
Tammy: "Did he happen to smell really bad?"
Trixie: "Actually ya...how'd you know?"
Tammy: "Ah ha...you got Triple C'ed..."

Wendy: "Doc, I haven't been able to go boom boom for quite a while now..."
Doctor: "Let me take a look...holy moly, you've got a Chocolate Cheese Cork."
Wendy: "Sweet Cheesus...not again."
Doctor: "Wait here, I'm gonna find some nachos!"

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pop the corks

When your wannabe-white trash friend gets excited about the upcoming year.

Jim: hey look at this post it say '420+420+420+69+69+69=2017' lmfao AYY POP THE CORKS!
Chuck: *facepalm

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Cork In The Wine Bottle

This is when 3 guys having intercourse with one girl. Each of their penises are fucking all three holes(mouth, ass, and vagina) at the same time to where she's air tight. And once all three guys have came in her, they pull out at the same time to make her holes make the same noise as a cork being removed from a wine bottle.

"Bro that foursome last night was awsome, we had her plugged up and made her pop like a Cork In The Wine Bottle"

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