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the socially accepted attitude that it's OK to be racist as long as your skin doesn't have a hue of white.
Black Man: "get outta my way you stupid Cracker"
White man: "yes Mr. African American, I accept your politically correct racism and bigotry because of the hate my "ancestors" put upon you, and therefore will get out of your way."
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happens when your smartphone autocorrects a statement in a manner that reveals a freudian slip.
A freudian slip is a slip of the tongue that is said to reveal a suppressed thought
(text)
Joe: Hey man, you coming over tonight
Matt: Yea man, once I get done humping my mom.
Joe: ?!?!?!?!
Matt: HELPING! Damn you auto-correct!
Joe: Freudian auto-correct?
When sporting a boner, sometimes it is more comfortable (or more ambiguous) to move it from facing downward (toward your feet) to facing upward (toward your beltline).
The Erection Direction Correction is the process of changing from one position to the other.
My boner was making a rather large bump in my pants, so I made an erection direction correction.
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the socially accepted attitude that it's OK to be racist as long as your skin doesn't have a hue of white.
Black Man: "get outta my way you stupid Cracker"
White man: "yes Mr. African American, I accept your politically correct racism and bigotry because of the hate my "ancestors" put upon you, and therefore will get out of your way."
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I STAND corrected, only for lazy people. Usually when watching tv and arguing, and you lose, is an excellent time to use this.
Thing 1 "dude, DANCING WITH THE STARS is at 8 o clock!"
Thing 2 "no, its at 9, see? i have channel guide PROOF!"
Thing 1 "Oh....I sit corrected"
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Things you accidentally type or say online because you are high.
"My fingers keep misspelling my password! Damn pot-o-correct!"
Generalizing all Black people as being African-American, when a black person may actually be from Jamaica for example.
Basing a generalization that someone is from Africa based on the colour of their skin.
Example 1:-
Cop: You! African-American, stop or I will shoot!
Jamaican: I'm from Jamaica mon, ya ignorant fool.
Example 2:-
Liberal: You can't call him "Black", he's an African-American!
Normal, sane, civilized, Person: How can you tell he is an American of African decent based on his skin colour without actually knowing the guy? isn't that an ignorant, sweeping generalization and basically politically correct racism?
Liberal: His skin colour is black and must therefore have ancestry from Africa! you Racist!
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