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When you first get your period and you're not aware of your vagina so you just wedge the tampon between your labia.
I was 13 and had no instruction before my first period and gave myself a cotton taco.
A weak, unreliable recruit. A coward or turncoat. Someone who won’t have your back when you need it.
“Bruh, Nick said he had my back in that bar fight, but he ran as soon as it started.”
“What do you expect? Nick’s a soft ass cotton soldier.”
A curly-headed ginger fuck. One who denies his highland heritage and the red hair bestowed upon him by it. Is tall, and an experienced fighter, but can't block for shit. Cool to have lunch with.
"You're such a Gavin Cotton! Look in a mirror! You're hair is RED! Now...let's go to KFC."
pads/tampons for girls when its their time of the month.
Hey, you got any coochie cotton?
Not wanting to be informal. When a woman and a man get together, if they have sex the woman would want to be wearing a lacy, silk thong, not cotton granny panties.
Two men are waiting in line for a job interview.
Man 1: Wow that's a nice suit!
Man 2: Sure is! I wanted to make a good impression, not get caught in cotton.
The feeling of road rash on your penis after beating off in a sock all day.
My girl was out of town this weekend and all this porn has given me cotton burn.
a group or meeting of very old people. standing togeather their pigmentless white hair conveys the scene of a cotton field to an onlooker. (see cotton ball)
Dude1: why did i let you drag me to an eagles concert? this place is a cotton field i can't find a single person under 50!
Dude2: its not my fault i got free tickets from a radio contest.
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