Ice cream helmet

The cum residue on the tip of an uncircumcised penis.

Hey girls do you want to go to the Columbus Clippers game? Ice cream helmets are only $4.50 tonight!

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Ice Cream Sandwich

While doing a chubby female in missionary, you pull a fat flab open, and nut in it.

Tom : "Yea, she dumped me after I pulled an ice cream sandwich on her.

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ice cream shopped

When a child has done something the parrent percieves as wrong. At that exact moment the parents or grandparents then tell the child that they were planning on a surprise trip to the ice cream shop. They then reveal that since the child was doing something wrong, that the child is no longer alowed to go to said ice cream shop. Now as an adult with some higher reasoning ability onc can see that the child did not have a chance in hell of going to that ice cream shop.

Tom's mother: Sorry Tom, we were going to go to buy your favorite candy, but since you broke the lamp you can't go now.
Tom's older brother: Tom, you were just ice cream shopped! Don't listen to her you were never going to go get candy, you

In this instance the kid just got ice cream shopped and the parrent was being a bitch

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ice cream machine

it is not working sorry. btw i work at mcdonalds

the ice cream machine is not working

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ice cream cone

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth, and then follows that with a kiss.

Joni totally gave Herman an ice cream cone; his jizz ran down his own throat after they kissed!

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Ice cream date

A date without sexual intentions

"Bro, you get any D last night?"
"Nah, dude, you know Brad only likes ice cream dates when he first starts dating someone."

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Ice cream sandwich

When you put a scoop of ice cream on your tongue and then go down on yo girl when she's close, causing her to orgasm while the ice cream drips and melts.

Tyfynni Lynn (Roommate): "OMG, spill the deets, how was last night?!? Like, why the fuck are the sheets green?!"
Brtanni-Georgietta: "Well we spilled something... I was about to orgasm and then Tyrone gave me an ice cream sandwich and I about passed out!"
Tyfynni Lynn- "Oooh, so it WAS it was mint chocolate chip"

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