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Any Kind Of Crime That Involves Anything Dirty!
He Was Her Dirty Crime Partner, For His Mind Was Just As Bad
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Otherwise gender compliant utterances delivered with irony or insufficient gravitas
" He used my preferred pronoun but I know he didn’t mean it. It was just his tone, you know? I feel so invalidated. The new official "Campus Gender Inclusivity - Safe Space for All. Your truth is our truth" guidelines clearly prohibit him from committing a "Tone Crime" against me"
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The thing that gets you back for rude comments
Dong woo a fag!!! hahaha see theres one
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The greatest Browser-Based MORPG(Multi-player online role playing game) ever created
Can be found at www.life-of-crime.com
100% incredible
You are the bast at Life of crime
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When you are having sex and choking a girl to enhance her orgasm but accidently choke her too long and she suffocates. Instead of stopping you blow your load on her face leaving your DNA evidence for the police. If she does not die it's called attempted murder.
Dude I was having sex with this girl and I turned it into a crime scene. Will you post bail for me?
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In arabia a person who commited a crime would be pelted with rocks or "stoned". This is used to refer to weed because it "gets you so stoned."
Dude i just commited an arabian crime just now... i'm totally tripping balls.
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a long ass book that tons of ppl are forced 2 read for school =
1 : gee, lets go watch the new transformers movie!!
2 : naw, i have to do crime and punishment.
1 : 100% punishment.
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