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Is a flirtatious word that is for sure going to get the love of your life. Can also be used a sex symbol. The word just flows off the tongue so smoothly. It's a good cereal to share with your loved one to get into that spicy mood. Just say captain crunch and you automatically get her wet. Mostly for the strong dominant males to use to show that they are dominant and not a small spoon.
Grason: oh shit that girl be looking juicy
Henry: go get her man!
Grason: wait but how brother?
Henry: just go up to her with a worm on the string and say Captain crunch
Grason: ight *does it and finds the love of his life*
*they got married instantly *
The spot of dried cum on the cloth used to clean up your orgasm.
This is some nasty Cum crunch
Fronting or lying in an extreme way. (Cutting the roof of your mouth type of extreme.)
"Bro, you're cappin' crunch, you ain't got hoes."
A magical fairy who enjoys giving her teddy bear a load of BS.
Fairy Crunch: Hello, teddy.
Teddy: Hello fairy how are- OH MY GOD!
Jumping off a high point into a body of water and then breaking a bone
Johnny heard the ol' Mississippi Crunch after plummeting into the river
That guy pulled of a Mississippi Crunch!
The hippie way of referring to being high as a result of weed.
I'm gnarley crunched outta my mind!
The fucking of an individual with an injury of some kind. For example, a broken arm.
Hey heard you crunched that cripple on the weekend. We’re gonna call you cripple crunch x