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Usually takes place when your partner rejects you for sex. The rejected person waits until their partner is on the middle of a massive shit. At just the point when your partners legs go numb from being on the toilet so long you break in and force yourself on them. Generally your partners legs are so numb they can not close them. The utter shock of you busting in has also rendered their arms useless. This is a sneak attack so you must climax quickly before your partner realizes what is happening. It should as also be noted that the longer you take, the more likely you are to get covered in pooh.
I don't know what going on with my wife and I. If she doesn't give me some soon I am going to have to give her a Dirty DelDuco.
When you get poop on your penis during anal sex and smack the chick on her booty in the pattern of a barcode thus creating a "dirty barcode"
When I pulled it out there was poop on my dick so I gave her a dirty barcode.
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when you spunk on a guy's back and then writer your initials in the puddle of goo with the tip of your johnson
No I've never heard of anyone getting a dirty ginsberg but I imagine it is possible...
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The woman of your dreams, or a serial killer it's impossible to know.
I always dream of Dirty Cassandra.
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noun: A secret, usually prepaid, cell phone used by both males and females whom are having an affair in order to keep their normal cell phones free of evidence of the affair.
Woman #1: "I think my husband is cheating on me, but I checked his cell phone records and couldn't find any strange numbers on it".
Woman #2: "You might want to search his drawers for a dirty phone that he could be using instead".
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Nickname for Tucson, Arizona.
"Every weekend he goes to the Dirty T and comes back with a new chick."
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when someone loves drinking a martini and watching Netflix while getting eaten out
Zalina planned to do dirty elena all week
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