When you aren't sick or have any emergency, but you still don't want to go to work.
I feel fine today. But I'm calling off Doug to work anyway
Gets angry when you do one thing, but is aloud to do that exact same thing him/herself
He said I couldn't have any photos of my ex on Facebook, but its OK for him to have pics of his ex ' He's a double standard Doug '
The most hilarious motherfuckers ever to walk to planet
Everyday we're narglin' - Pooky and Doug, you know how we do.
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Man, i wish we could be like Doug Alayna and Gianna
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Guy: stubs toe
Guy: HOLY SHHHH-HOLY DOUG DIMMADOME
When you have high expectations for something or an exciting vision in your head, and it ends up being really lame or not what you expected; Refers to the 90’s cartoon ‘Doug,’ and the day dreams he would usually have about things.
I thought the festival was going to be awesome, but when I got there it was really lame. I had a Doug Funnie vision.