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A 108 year old virgin that's the second main character in the Twilight saga. He sparkles in the sun, is a abusive to his "mate" (the bitch known as Bella Swan), and is overly lovey-dovey and boring. Many Twilight fangirls think he's hot, but he makes sane people want to vomit. He claims to be a vampire, but since vampires don't sparkle, he's most likely some species of gay fairy.
Twilight Fangirl: I want to marry Edward Cullen! Don't you?
Sane Person: Sorry, I don't do sparkly retards.
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Probably the worst Vampire ever to grace the pages of a book. Character is dull, boring, doesn't do much except fall in love with some human that he's afraid to bite. In other words, not a real Vampire, but more of a handsome school boy who simply falls for the ''new girl''. Not even in the ranking of the greatest Vampire in history. Nothing compared to Vampires such as Count Dracula and other legendary Vampiric figures. Nothing more than a love sick pretty boy.
Read Twilight to learn more of Edward Cullen. Enough said.
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The subject of the adoration of a nation of female sycophants. Aforementioned sycophants may be teenaged or middle-aged. The jury is currently out on which is less pathetic.
The "perfect man", hero of Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series. The last time I checked, the perfect man was not a controlling stalker, but hey. That's just me. Maybe you all would LOVE IT if your boyfriend forbid you from seeing your best friend and stared at you while you had inappropriate dreams about other men. (see "perfection")
The least original romantic hero ever written.
If only Edward Cullen were my boyfriend, then I would know what it's like to be under house arrest.
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Pretty boy "vampire" that falls for a human girl (Bella). He is controlling, abusive, obsessive, and a stalker.
He is controlling and abusive because he forces Bella to go to prom, dismantles her car so she can't see Jacob, and recruits Alice to kidnap Bella and hold her hostage at his home.
He is obsessive and a stalker because he stands in the corner of Bella's room watching her sleep everynight without her knowledge and he also follows her around, reading the minds of others to find out her whereabouts.
1. Girl: OH MY GAWD EDWARD CULLEN IS SOOOO HOTTTT!!!! AND THE WAY HE WATCHES BELLA SLEEP IS SOOOO CUTE! I WISH I HAD A BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT!!
Me: You mean you wish you had a vampire boyfriend that stands in the corner of your room, watching you sleep with out you knowing??? And then follows you around wherever you go???
Girl: YEAH!! I BROKE UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND BECAUSE HE ISN'T LIKE EDWARD AT ALL!
Me: ....
2. Edward Cullen: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Me: *gag*
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is a very annoying vampire, who magically sparkles in the sunlight, is perfect, is very concied, a 108 virgin, how could that possible be atractive to 13 year old girls? but he gives girls orgazms...which is wrong because he really isn't that hot.
Edward:I'm Edward Cullen and I sparkle in the sunlight.
Jacob Black: Bark bark wolf bark bark.
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Hathem Kenways Father; A Pirate
edward kenway the pirate
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The act being decimated so completely that it is as if you were curb stomped by Edward Norton.
I was trying to play the Michael Jackson Experience for the Kinect and that game edward norton'd me.