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Evie Jensen is a female that is (as insiders say) working in her own album at the moment and has a podcast with her friend ‘Lucy’.
Wow have you seen her Instagram post?
Who?
Evie Jensen
A silly human being who is a great friend but don’t make her salty. If she’s salty then she’s bitchy
Did you see that girl last night?
Yeh, she must have been evie Gibson
A couple that is generally characterized by:
-short latina and tall irishman
-long relationship
-generous amounts of PDA
-girl who despises meat
-guy who only eats meat
-cardiobunny girl
-gymrat guy
-girl builds the entire lego, guy gives emotional support
“How long have Quinn and Evie been together?”
“I think a full year now”
“Wow, they are just the perfect couple!😉”
Extreme emphatic emphasis on a subject.
The couch is wet, evi fuckin dently. Would a hobo eat a ham sandwich, evi fuckin dently!
Evie is a tall-ish blonde human being from the uk. She rarely leaves her house unless she’s meeting a boy. Her figure is nice as is her hair. Most boys find Evie really fit but only the lucky ones get a chance. The boys she likes are usually dark and foreign origin.
Boy: Omg Evie Pardoe is so fit I would tap that any day. Shame she only likes the dark boys.
Evie is a complex person. Confusing to everyone, especially herself. What isn’t a surprise is that she is immensely considerate towards others, usually always putting other’s emotions before her own and sacrificing her happiness for the sake of others. She can blend and change during the course of a day, in accordance to her mood which is as changeable as a wave. Especially if she is a mutable sign or a water sign. Appearance wise, the first thing you may notice is her eyes, probably also changeable with her mood or lighting; sea green to blue to grey. And although she may not admit it to herself she can have quite a striking and unique look. She is an old kindred spirit, and is always in her head day dreaming for escape. She longs for her independence but is a hopeless romantic. She can be vague but do not mistake her for being dumb; she can read you like a book, always. She is weird, unusual and quite depressive. She is also an incredibly intense emotional person, but lest this not deter you. It is hard to put this kind of girl down into words, but when you come across her you can agree that she doesn’t exactly fit into any sort of category, just overwhelms them all. If you come across an Evie Slade, consider yourself lucky. As long as you stand by her and remain pure to others as to yourself, you will have a lifelong friend.
That girl has been staring at the wall for 20 minutes straight. Who is that?
Oh, that’s just Evie Slade.
Evie is the hottest person ever. She's addicted to sexy clowns, caffeine, shopping, and adrenaline. Evie-rything about her is so cute and often makes people fall in love immediately! She will be sad if you hurt her but beware of a buff and tall lady (perhaps named Margo) murdering you in the most painful way possible. Evie is the best soup and fondue maker ever and you will collapse from its tasty-ness. She has the cutest style in the world, and everyone gets so jealous when they see her dress. Beware of this gremlin, because she's so easy to fall in love with.
"I heard Evie's fondue is AMAZING!"
"Evie's so cute, I want to make out with her while Superstar plays in the background"
"I would do anything for Evie"