Father Figure

Something you do not have, and have waited thousands of years for, because he said hes "getting milk". Almost nobody had them come back, and when they are back, they are loving, and the child is a gigachad.

I just looked up father figure because i dont have one.

father figure?

something u dont have

father figure?
i dont have

Figure Doors

A blind fuck that uses ears to stalk u but he cheats and knows where you are then goes Michael Jackson moonwalk towards you and kill you. Roblox is so cringe with LSplash making us try and survive this nig- twice and giving us enough headaches for twice the world population.

"Figure from Doors should be removed"
"Yeah, Figure Doors is such a fucker"

stick._.figur

stick._.figur or, Max, is a tiktok user with at the time of writing this has 773 followers.

"Do you watch stick._.figur on tiktok?" "Yeah, I like its content."

Public figure

How can you be a public figure on a private space?

Hym "If you are a 'public figure' then you occupy a PUBLIC space and if it's a public space I have a right to occupy it as well. You don't give a fuck about the rights of corporations... Except for the corporations that allow you to sit on your ass and work 2 fucking hours a day while mocking me and allowing the people you claim to hate to profit off of something that doesn't belong to them."

Masterpiece Figure

figures meant for collectors only not for non collectors also they are very expensive

Guy 1: yo holy shit is that a masterpiece figure
Guy 2: yep only cost 160 dollars

Action Figure

The second track on Chinese pop boy group WayV’s third mini album “Kick Back”. Some would say it’s the best song on the album.

A: Did you see the performance video for Action Figure?
B: Yes! I loved Kun’s part in the bridge!