A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.
This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.
"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"
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this is used if you want to start a new life
A new dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro model 60
when you snap someone with a snapchat filter (usually a cute guy or girl) and they copy the filter/face you're doing.
girl- *sends dog filter to flirt*
cute boy- *sends back dog filter*
girl- "oh my gosh he is filter flirting with me!!"
The shitty piece of foam that no one knows exists in a vacuum, main cause of clogs
Me: Ma'am, your vacuum cleaner filter was causing the no suction problem.
Cum It’s Just Cum. Only Drink it if you’re a female during sex!
Stacy loves drinking filtered milk when she’s doing the dirty.
Jizz in a coffee filter and let the semi-viscous fluid filter through dripping into your partners mouth. (For a practical joke this may be played on an unsuspecting sleeping friend or roommate)
“Steven’s filtered franklin he gave mindy the other night while she was passed out was so awful, I surely can’t un see it! I swear I could see his pure essence dripping down her throat. It was so peaceful.”
A strategy game developers use to cater to the numerous scum of the earth without spine to gain money, when they don't want to use effort, disregarding accuracy, passion, or quality.
Modern warfare has a pussy filter, they encourage camping, abusing meta, and hardscoping.