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When you have Friday off and start drinking on Thursday like it’s Friday
1: Dude why are you up at 2am on a Thursday?
2: Because it’s Kevin Friday bro raaaaaaaaage
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Weekly holiday of those under appreciated non circumcised men
Circumcised dude: “Tomorrow is foreskin Friday gotta tell the homies”
Non Circumcised Dude: “ Foreskin Friday is the best holiday it makes me feel appreciated !’”
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Any given Friday when people choose to run around slapping anyone and everyone's asses. Usually, a male slaps a female's ass, and it's automatically considered okay for no reason other than the boy has proclaimed it "Slapass Friday."
BOY: *slaps girl's ass*
GIRL: What was that for, you prick?
BOY: Slapass Friday!
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A day when everything fucks up and goes to totally opposite of what it usually does.
A time for hockey masked wearing pyschos to slaughter unsuspecting victims.
"Its Friday the 13th!"
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n. A weekly holiday in which all participants say the word "fuck" as much as possible
Person 1: "Dude, what day is it?"
Person 2: "It's fuckin friday, fucktard."
Person 3: "Oh fuck, it is fuckin friday."
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Fail Friday is a day when one gets so intoxicated that they have no idea what happened come Saturday morning. Upon looking back at their digital camera photos from the night before, they see that many regretful events took place. Many regretful events.
Ugh, I guess yesterday was a Fail Friday.
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A term created by a Twitter Doc that refers to every Friday in which most of his patients have penis problems they need diagnosed.
My patient came in today with a case of Fourniers Gangrene. FML, its Penis Friday!
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