That Guy

The one person who nobody likes and just has to ruin everyone's fun. Commonly seen being a douchebag while committing actions that are completely irrelevant to the situation.

Josh: Guys, I just found out I actually like football. I might keep playing if no stupid jackasses show up this time.
Doug: Oh God, here comes that guy.
That Guy: Sup guys. Any of you get laid yet? Josh, are you still a virgin? I'm gonna get you laid this summer.
Josh: That's it, I'm gone.
That Guy: Hold on, guys, I'm gonna fire up some mary-j for a minute. *starts puffing away on a joint*

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That Guy

At any social gathering, someone who can not handle thier booze, needs to be escorted out of the situation, possibly by force

Mike: did you see that guys get pepper sprayed, tased and ruffed up
Jimmy: Yeah that guy was loaded.

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guy

An exclamation used by nerds to express surprise, anger, or disappointment, and which is used in lieu of words that are considered by the nerd to be profane or vulgar, e.g., God, damn, shit, fuck, etc.

Friend: "The Mariners blew the game in the ninth inning."

Nerd: "Guy!"

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Guy

slang term for a 20 bag of weed

yo, let me getta guy.

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GUI

The offense known as gmailing under the influence.

When I woke up this morning, there was an angry response in my inbox from my ex. I sent him a misspelled email when i was blackout- don't know how I made it past those math problems. I totally GUI'ed.

emailer: I misdf youuu soooooo muuuu7u777uuuuchy!! comevis8t meEEE! yourluv, vrovy
emailee: Someone give that bitch a GUI.

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That Guy

That guy is the guy who does things for the girl hes with or the girl he likes in gratitude of her actions with him.

Cam: I want a massage.

Micki: I will give you a massage.
Cam: I will give you one back, I'm just That Guy.

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That guy

The pinnacle of humanity, That guy is the best person in the world. His heavy breathing from going up the steps to the porch, combined with his aura of basement dwelling musk signal his arrival.

His mere presence is so powerful any females in the area will flee out of fear of the 20 hairs on his hypnotically attractive "beard".
His horrifying fetishes created from years of being beaten and growing up with 4chan as his surrogate parent astound and amaze psychologists.

To come into contact with That guy is to come into Contact with God himself.

" By the power of the sacred soda can! I grant thee tentaclius hentaiicus! A all powerful spell to destroy thine foes!" - Sagas of That guy, 420:69

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