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basketball hoop

basketball hoop is a small round object which can be inserted into any opening in the body and whilst inserted and exposed to said body parts, fluids will slowly begin to expand creating a hole in which pleasure can be enjoyed.

the most common are for a basketball hoop to be utilized is the nose, a long-forgotten and underappreciated hole in the human body. the nose can finally be used for and celebrated for its potential as a sexual organ.

"i bought a basketball hoop yesterday jeff. " said bryan , " I cant wait to use it on Penelope's tiny nose"

by jlingzzz December 10, 2021

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Scoop and Hoop

To shit in the shower, and throw it in the toilet as if the shit was a basketball, and the toilet was a basketball hoop.

What do I do when I have to shit in the shower, man?

Oh, just go for that scoop and hoop.

by Santans May 17, 2016

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Hoop Jack

A redneck guy who wears one of those long jackets the the guys from the wild, wild west used to wear that seem to be popular amongst the country music listeners

Man, that hoop jack is bangin that hottie

by Mike Chuich April 23, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


hoop residue

fecal matter mixed with other bodily fluids which 'mature' in the crevices of the butt..density, colour, smell and texture may vary from hoop to hoop..ie a trucker may have more pungent and courser residue than a ballerina..tends to accumulate and harden around stray hairs..tramps have this in abundance..can also be found under the nail if ass hole is vigorously scratched

my mate was buggin me so i scratched out some dam fine hoop residue and smeared it on the mothers' mints..oh how i laughed when the silly little ring piece ate it...i hope it went down smoothly!

by rach February 20, 2004

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google hoops

the oo's in google. To google something sometimes takes time, therefore it can be said that you must go through a lot of google hoops to find what you're looking for.

You would have to jump through a lot of google hoops to find any outdated information.

by vinbok June 16, 2009

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Hoop dee

A certain crowed of People.
A circle of Friends.
Staying within ones group.
People you hang out with.
Part of a club or group.
Staying within a certain click.

We have a pretty large Hoop dee.
We try to stay within our own Hoop dee at School.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 11, 2008

30๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shoot Hoops

A secret way to reffer to the act of popping pills, specifically acid. Generally used to misguide the police.

Detective: Sir, what did you do at 1:34 am this morning?

Accused Criminal: Shoot hoops

by Whatnowfools February 9, 2014

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