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Relating to 'Alabama Hot Pocket'
verb: after having sexual intercourse with a woman & you have blown your load in her pussy, you proceed to take a shit her pussy then make her sneeze so it squirts all over.
My boyfriend loves it when I hot pocket squirt on his dick. alabama hot pocket squirtpussycuntcooter
Very similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket except the feces are from infected mongooses from the southern horn of Glasben trail. After the feces are stuffed in the Penis hole the man must preform auto felliato and retrive the moongoose feces and name the flavour. The better guess of feces of the male gets his anus hole burned and a permanet match stuck up his ass that burns for hours
I wanna preform a Glasben Hot Pocket on my dad
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This is a seasonal event that typically occurs in late summer during county/state fairs, rodeos, etc. Two dudes hook up in a Porta Potty and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each other's anuses.
Two dudes waiting in line at the Porta potties...
Dude #1: I like your cowboy hat bro!
Dude #2: Thanks man! I love your boots!
Dude #1: Hey, a Porta potty just came open, want to share?
Dude #2: Sure bro, the cozier the better!
Dude #1: I like you schlong!
Dude #2: I like your anus! Let's scissor!
Dude #1: OOOOOHHH
Dude #2:: AAAHHHH! Time for the Midwest Hot Pocket!
Dude #1: Shit inside me bitch!
Dude #2: Oh I am you twink! I am going to drop some milk duds in you.
Dude #1: I am going to blast you with the old favorite, the Baby Ruth, you worthless trash!
when a guy shoves a basketball into a girls vagina, steals her handbag, loses custody of his child, and then gets shot by the police
daquavius gave lamonda a nigga hot pocket
rip he died a good death
When u Dutch oven yourself and partner during sex
I did a Cambodian hot pocket last night
When you're having anal sex and pee directly into the anus of said person.
Bro I drank too much before taking that girl home last night, I accidentally gave her a Golden Hot Pocket.
Celebrity Spousal Revenge Pooping ; celebrities intentionally defecating in a marital bed in retaliation to their significant other.
In her anger, Amber Heard left her husband Johnny a Hollywood Hot-Pocket