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That exalted state of harmony in which all the residents of your sock drawer have a mate.
Now that another one of the blue socks has kicked the bucket, we are back at sock parity!
The act of putting a rat in a sock and smashing the shit out of it on a hardwood table
Hey Dequavis want to come to my crib and kill this rat my cum dumpster found in the basement?? Sure Jemaree I'll bring my Gucci Rat Sock
The sock that one blows his load into. May be stashed between the matresses, in the closet, or even worn (if your a sick fuck). Depending on the rigidity you can tell how often the sock is used.
"I just found tim's load sock under his bed. It's as hard as a rock!"
when skin that is in daily contact with one's socks no longer has hair due to constant abrasion.
i no longer have to shave my feet! my socks took all the hair off! this sock erosion thing is great!
-anonymous runner
A: who you callin' a hobbit?
B: well you do look like one.
A: shall i show you my feet?
B: please don't.
A: *takes off shoes* WHAT NOW? NO HAIR. BAM.
B: merely sock erosion, this proves nothing.
to a therapist: i'm feeling callous; i've been wanting to let my hair grow out for some time now but have discovered that my socks are thusly im-pede(ing) on this wish.
therapist: though this is rather humerous, kneed not be worried, patient. your tendoncy to wear socks can be easily refitted. you have a minor sock erosion.
The act of preventing another fantasy baseball team from moving up in the standings by consistently outplaying them. Makes more sense if your team name directly refers to socks, such as the Red Sox or the White Sox.
Fantasy Owner #1: Dude, I've been trying to take 1st place for weeks now, but the Seattle Tube Sox keep sock-blocking me.
Fantasy Owner #2: I know what you mean, man. I haven't been able to overtake the Buffalo Business Sox all season.
A sock which has been jerked off in so many times it stands on it own, guarding the room like a cobra.
I went into Josh's room and his Cobra sock was looking straight into my eyes.
When one person with a pinksock docks their pinksock with anothers pinksock. For a reference on docking, look up gay docking. Where guys with foreskin who are not too hard still have enough hood to accept anothers not 100% hard uncircumcised penis into theirs..... Meaning docking. Like the space shuttle and the space station. You got it now?
Those two guys are so close i bet the are into sock docking! Lol