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Samantha: “You’re so skinny, I hate you bitch.” Amanda: “Don’t be a jellyfish!”
It's a SEA CREATURE you idiots. It has absoloutely nothing to do with sex or drugs you dirty minded little ratty losers. Unless you are a toddler you should know this.
I saw a jellyfish at the aquarium on Saturday!
A used condom floating in the Ohio River.
I was in Knee boarding and had a New Richmond Jellyfish stuck to my leg.
-C. Bowman
its be your jelly but a fish⍨ ,as well it been premade by a dick shit like lewis.
marry dick shit🌵🐾🌳🦔🦔🦔🐕🐳🦔
sam: hay were my jelly
lewis:i made a premade jellyfish
sam:noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
Its when you're in jail while your gf is on the outs getting divided amongst her plethora of male "friends" and youre in the second tier shower at the remand jerking off with your tears and the mess you leave behind for the next guy to step in is what's referred to as, jailhouse jellyfish
Inmate 1: slips awferfucsakes!
Inmate 2: Gosh golly mr.bullygun sir that was sure a doosey of a tumble you took, you've got quite the raspberry on your noggin. What in gods blueberry muffins did you slip on.
Inmate 1: What in the f*** just squirted outta your fairy c*** little shrimp d*** f***hole you call a face!? Jjeezzus f***! Some walking worm d*** was beating the s*** out of his d*** in the showers and splooged jailhouse jellyfish all over the place
Empty plastic shopping bag blowing in the wind.
"Check out those Land Jellyfish caught in the trees and fences." "Hey!, there's one caught in the wind flying above the 2nd floor!"
When someone drops a slippery fart or queef in the pool.
Hey bro, Gladice is dropping a jellyfish in the pool. I think we should get out.