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John

Term for Marijuana. A good code word for talking about weed in public / around parents etc...

"Wanna don John?" - "Maan, i'm so john'd out right now" - "Fancy some John?" - "Shall we Don some John?"

by Joan Johnson October 20, 2013

8πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


John

John is known for his funny and generous personality but is known for acting almost like a slave for the people he loves. He is known for hating his name and always being embarrassed about it! He is a hard worker and loves his children more than anything!

#John is the new jack

by Claudia name definition October 10, 2018

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


John

sweet, funny, cute smile, nice brown hair, very confusing, will lead you on, will talk you for a week and randomly stop talking to you out of no where. a liar.

Don't go out with him, he is such a John.

by sweeeeethearrrrt November 22, 2010

51πŸ‘ 113πŸ‘Ž


John

Most often spotted tending turtles or collecting mud. A John is super mysterious and, thus, everyone’s always curious. But a John often confuses simply because he’s always confused. Therefore, if you approach a John, walk slowly, it often takes a John longer to understand and comprehend seemingly simple things. Initially may seem like a jerk. Nevertheless, a John always means well, so don’t take his tourette-like exclamations personally.

Person 1: Why is that man selling mud?
Person 2: He’s a John.
Person 1: Ah, sad.

by xCrossroadsx November 25, 2010

53πŸ‘ 123πŸ‘Ž


John

A retard that's a pedophile and eats their own poop and is a simp and sucks their own dick

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by I eat poop 69 February 23, 2022

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


John

John is that nerdy/ socially awkward kid but has friends that talks about old memes and weird memes like dinosaurs or moths.

John stared at me when his was in the trees.

by Typed May 10, 2019

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


John

Fortnite multifaced son of a bitch plays who beats his meat

John beats his meat playing call of duty ww2

by Jj johnson J3317 February 14, 2018

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž