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One of the more recent rappers, who sounds like he's got a mouth full of marbles and can't breathe through his nose.
* Has completely runed his teeth and will never again be able to go through a metal detecter without setting it off ever time.
* Grimmaces to "show off" his horrible teeth.
* Shows his teeth in every other scene of every one of his music videos.
* Can't seem to do anything other than repeat the same lines over and over again.
* Has to express the fact that he's famous now and wasn't "back then."
* Seems to think he's hot, when he himself says he hasn't changed.
Mike Jones: before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the-
A Better Rapper: Learn to rap or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
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The sexual act of reaching into a man's pants, removing his penis, and rubbing it against the zipper of your jeans.
We started making out, then she climbed on top of me, unzipped my fly, and gave me a Jones Job. It was like rubbing my dick against a cheese grater.
If you believe in enough Conspiracy Theories then you will inevitably be correct about one or more.
Jones' Law is crazy! I can't believe Alex Jones was right about Epstien and the pedophilia ring
The name for anyone who acts like or resembles a "verga" (Latin American word for "cock"). Verga Jones' usually show several signs of extreme douchebaggery. In some countries, however, Verga Jones can be a compliment.
Dude...that guy looks like a penis...total Verga Jones status.
When you sit on the toilet to relieve your bowels and it feels so amazing you feel the immediate need to bust a nut.
I went to the bathroom and could not help it I had the steamin Jones
Phil Jones is Phil Jones
Phil Jones: Phil Jones
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