jorg

jorg is a thing that you would say when you see a fat dog

OI. YOU JORG

Jorg

Aardig mannetje met kleine benen en een kleine lul. Maar dat maakt niet uit want hij heeft grote lekkere sappige ballen.

"Oh heb je het met Jorg gedaan"
"Ja zijn ballen zijn 19 cm heel dik"
"Waar smaakten ze naar?"
"Vanille"

jorge logic

When a good friend will charge you for simple favors.

Can you help me install my TV, jorge?
"I need a tip to help you out."
Yup Jorge logic.

Pulling A Jorge

Telling people that you're going to show up somewhere, then texting that you're otw, but then bailing after everyone gets to the place.

Jorge: Yo, you trying to go to Let's Meat?
The rest of the group chat: Yeah, leave now. Be there in 15 minutes.
Jorge: Ok bet.
The group chat: Aye man where you at?
Jorge: I'm 10 minutes out.
The group chat: Hey we're sitting down now.
Jorge: Yeah I'm not coming
The group chat: Always Pulling A Jorge, bitch ass

pulling a jorge

when you leave unexpectedly or without notice when you aren’t supposed to

“Bro where’s Robert at?”
“He’s pulling a Jorge!”

jorging

Slapping with the back of your fingers of your one hand, onto the palm of your other hand. Making a slapping sound, meaning "money", cash, dough, green. Named after the hand signs of Mr. Capurro.

- M: hey, i heard about this new job, are you interested?
- J: (while slapping hands, thus "jorging").. how much man?

Dirty Jorge

The act of abducting high-schoolers to rape them and then using your knowledge of biology to faggerblast them so hard they forgot they were being used as sex toys, the repeat 27 times and if one of them has a brother, doing that to said brother instead.

"Bro my ass hurts"
"You probably got dirty jorge'd"