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When one is not receptive to said remark from john
John: when I was at uni...
Jo: duuuuhh yoou whhuut?
John: damn it Jo
A person with lots of layers of goodness, like an onion without the crying and the smell. Find out she is kind of mystery. She is open, honest, and direct, but only when asked or when she finds it necessary. Jo doesn't give her heart away easily, but when she does she falls hard. She has been broken and scarred. She just needs someone to hold her tight.(literally Jo loves to cuddle) Jo is usually all smiles, cute huge butt, and bitch biceps. Jo loves music. And loves with her whole self. will put her all into what she loves. she is sassy but quite a friendly person. Not many hate her but she and some have some differences. One to keep all secrets! person who will allways be there for her friends, she is sometimes crazy but great to be around, usually dark hair, beautiful green or brown eyes,an amazing body,very good nose for cooking, she is one of a kind. dani will always protect her friends through the ups and downs. When angry says very hurtful things. Although many times hurts herself more then anybody does! She thinks she is far from perfect, but she doesn't know that she is perfect for she is loved by more then she would ever believe.
Dani Jo is a wild heart caught in a settled sole!
She is a party or a pissed off problem!
Lucky to have her!
the loudest person you will ever meet
wow that nola jo is really loud
Legend has it Jo Johnson is walking the earth today. His name holds a precedent of sheer power and top human male physique except for his only downfall, his height, standing 5’5” with a weight of 180lbs which as bad as it seems only makes him more of an absolute tank. He is a myth among plebeian men who try to match his godly power. He is so powerful that all it takes him to destroy anyone is him simply saying his own name. This absolute monolith of a man gets everything he wishes for. If you dare to disobey the man above god he will smite you with his own name. So let it be know that the legend of this absolute unit of a man will destroy everything in his path if he isn’t appeased. Next time you walk down the street and find a short man to bully. Be careful, it might just be him
Plebeian 1: have you heard the myth of the great Jo Johnson
Plebeian 2: yes, yes I have, I follow him religiously yet never come close to his absolute dominance
Jo Johnson: Jo Johnson
Plebeian 1 and plebeian 2: *dies*
Jo momma is a phase to insult your friends mum
Cool kid: hey whats ur mums name
Not cool kid:jo
Cool kid : JO MOMMAA
Jurassic Jo
Jurassic Jo, When a female has been giving her fella head in the car she then raised her head like a dinosaur from a scene from Jurassic Park, then claims to have lost a contact lens on the floor.
Cheri Jo is a caring, energetic, hardworking, detail oriented beautiful person with a beautiful heart and magical soul. She’s a very loyal person who would always reach her hand out to someone if they felt like they were drowning. She has a aura that glows bright and a heart bigger than the world. She is a fighter, a survivor, and a warrior.
Her: I’m having such a bad day, Have you heard of Cheri Jo?
Him: Yes I have. Her story has inspired me. Reach out to her and she can help you too.
Her: Thanks I could really use some Cheri Jo in my life.