back-pocket knowledge

Knowledge that one knows but only brings up when the situation presents itself.

Johnny knew he wouldn't need to know that in english, "mis bolas son picazón",means "my balls are itchy", but he remembered it just for the sake of back-pocket knowledge.

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Common sense would dictate such knowledge

A more intelligent way of saying duh

Person 1: Spinning makes me dizzy.
Person 2: Well duh!

Person 1: *smacks*

Different situation

Person 1: Spinning makes me dizzy
Person 3: Common sense would dictate such knowledge
Person 1: Huh..?

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Double Chief Knowledge Officer

A real position, above the Chief Knowledge Officer. Usually held by people named adam for some reason.

The Chief Knowledge is the highest position of authority in the Knowledge Department of the company, doubley as in important and powerful than the Chief Knowledge Officer.

Chief Knowledge Officer: The Double Chief Knowledge officer does not exist

Chief Knowledge Officer: Yes it does, look it up.

Suck it stone

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Paradigm Shifting Epiphany of Botanical Knowledge

To smoke weed

I just had a paradigm shifting epiphany of botanical knowledge and now I have the munchies.

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Never let love conquer knowledge

"Never let love conquer knowledge" -azhaiaziam

don't let love get in the way or make you forget about what you already know.. (about a person)

"Never let love conquer knowledge"

You know your boyfriends cheats but you forgive him because you love him..

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You can go jack off with that knowledge

What you say when someone states something that we all know and dont need someone to tell us. Used as an insult.

A: Eminem's white.

B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Tupac's dead.

B: Yes he is dead, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Miley Cyrus is a slut.

B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: The Jonas Brothers are gay.

B: Yes they are, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Lil Wayne is a terrible rapper.

B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Jessica alba is hot.

B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

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i am in pursue of knowledge that pertains to the individual that goes by Joseph

A fancy way of saying who is joe

Guy 1: i am in pursue of knowledge that pertains to the individual that goes by Joseph
Guy 2: Joseph Mother

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