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koala's vagina

A cooter with some funky shtuff up there.

This girl got a koala's vagina

by john stromboli January 3, 2021


Petting my koala

This is the act of masturbation by an exteremely beautiful woman while the other partner watches or coaches the masturbator on.

Come in and watch me petting my koala!

by BradieBear July 4, 2010


michael (the koala from the bible)

A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree

I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please

by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022


Koala dog

When someone is really bad at something, they're called Koala Dog. Its basically because koalas and dog dont go together.

You're so bad at this game, fucking koala dog nerd shitstain

by Maudota12 December 13, 2017


Joaquin the Koala

Joaquin the Koala is a very famous-unknown character considered like a god for lots of people. Usually have a mother named Marcela and sleeps 22 hours a day; but when he´s not sleeping, he can be almost as great as ¨Chicharito¨.

#1
John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.

Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.

#2
Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.

by Samuel Taco October 26, 2011


fat koala

Fat person who said 'autistu' everytime.

HEY FAT KOALA! STOP PISSING ME OFF!

by papatoldmeimfamous February 26, 2018


Choco Koala

The act of sucking toes and eating ass at the same time.

Person 1: this Bitch changed my life g. She sucked my toes and ate my ass at the same time.

Person 2: you got a choco koala ? Damn son your the man.

by Korin May 29, 2018