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by Emperor Donald Trump January 10, 2017


sperm laser

A extremly fast and large laser that impregnants all the women in it's path.

Women: OH SHlT IT'S A SPERM LASER! RUUUUUUN!
Men: Ahhh, I see Johhny is going at it again.

by SugarDadddy March 24, 2017


Rage lasers

The event when a person/thing rages so much that they fire lasers to vent the rage extremly awesomely.

"AAAAHHHGGGGG!!!!!!
-rage lasers fire-
-"woah! did steve just fire his rage lasers?"

by Lolazaurus April 10, 2010


German laser level

The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.

I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.

by Xxx_ecks_xxX May 17, 2022


laser dragon

. laser dragon is a black squeaker and that is usually gay
. "laser dragons often play hearthstone and have sexual emotions for cards such as "reno jackson

.their dad often beat them with a belt

wow did you see that kid there? he is such a laser dragon

by cool guy523 April 6, 2018


Laser cutter

It's a word used to define when a man ejacualtes so hard and with such an accurate beam that it can ''cleanly'' cut through anything like if it was a laser cutter.

Yesterday when i left home i forgot my keys so i decided to start watching lesbian BDSM porn on my phone, i pointed my cock to the lock of my door and ejaculated, now i gotta pay 1000$ in repairs but at least i was able to enter my house. It felt like one of those laser cutters from cartoons that cut through everything they point at.

by Cuttermaster69 October 17, 2023


Laser tag

The act of shooting at a silhouette in the fog

Yo man I was playing laser tag last night hit dude right in the chest

by Juggalo ginger July 11, 2018