fair lawn

as israel is to europe as is fair lawn is to the americas

brian: why is everyone migrating in the same direction?
adrian: cause its saturday in fair lawn
dan: im from franklin lakes
mikko: YEAA B**** YEAA

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oak lawn

the town where every one smokes because they think they're cool, also where every one drinks because they think there are cool.

have you been to oak lawn lately?

helllz yeaaaaaa.

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mow the lawn

1. to incinerate the entire top surface of weed when smoking from a bowl, thus preventing a second green hit.

light from the side, dude, don't mow the lawn!

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Fair Lawn

im sorry but its not cool to sit in the parking lot of cvs or panera...anywhere...including and expecially fairlawn.

Jane: those boys are decent...
Mary: yeah but their Fair Lawn boys...
Jane:So?
Mary: the chill in the parking lot by cvs!
Jane: ew forget it. lets go to white plains!
Mary:please lets get out of here.

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Lawn turf

Also known as turfing someone's lawn, it is the act of driving one's automobile (a motorcycle, ATV, or souped-up golf cart will do in a pinch) onto the lawn of an enemy or merely someone who has given offense, gunning the vehicle, and leaving deep furrows in the grass. Extra points for destruction of topiary, flower beds, or particularly well manicured golf course-quality greenery. Bumper blasting of neatly stacked bags of leaves or other lawn detritus while exiting the premises is recommended if applicable. Crushing children's toys, garden gnomes, bird baths, etc. is optional and can provide additional pleasure.

Keep complaining about my loud music and you'll earn a lawn turf in the near future.

Our asshole neighbor put a fucking Trump for President sign in his yard, so when we came home shitfaced last night we turfed his lawn.

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Lawn Wars

When you mow your lawn slightly into your neighbors lawn as if to gain a few inches of property. and the your neighbor does the same. and the war rages on!

Dude. My friggin neighbor got like 8 feet in the last few lawn wars!!

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lawn gnome

a derogetory term for Mexicans that are mowing lawns and are small in stature.

That Lawn gnome just crossed the border last week

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