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A synonym for The All-Ohio State Fair Youth Choir
"Every year I have the privilege of directing this amazing Singing Machine"
1. Rowing Machine. Someone who "pulls" women or men with extreme regularity.
Guy 1 - Did you see how many numbers he got last night ?
Guy 2 - Yes, he is a straight up rowing machine.
If you proclaim yourself to be a care machine about something, you are showing that you have an extreme sarcastic caring of the situation at hand.
Wow, I'm a real f'ing care machine about it. Really.
When someone has an unusually large gum line. Typically they are attractive at first, but when they smile you are turned off instantly.
guy #1 "Hey check out that chick, she's really cute."
guy #2 "nope, gum machine."
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1)someone or something that literaly or metaphoricaly kicks ass
2) someone or something that causes great damage to anything it comes in contact with.
3) a large angery person who scares the shit out of you
4) a tremendously effective implement of destruction, usually a weapon
5) something someone declares themselves after kicking ass
stay away from that big guy over there, he's a murder machine
yo, that 1911 i just bought is a murder machine
(while standing over your half dead opponent) I Am A MURDER MACHINE!
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Change Machine, The
While fingering a girl you shove quarters in her vagina. You then proceed to bend her over, before she has climaxed, and fuck her in the ass. The pounding and her orgasm will result in change falling out of her vagina appearing like a change machine. For added effect, swipe a credit card in her ass before busting in it.
I pre-loaded my girl, then invited all of my friends over to show them my blonde change machine.
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