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A type of wedgie given from the front, displacing the penis and squashing the testicles
Joe and Ethan were playing a wedgie game. They did rock, paper, sizzors in rounds of ten. Whoever lost one round, they got a wedgie from the back. Joe won the first round. Ethan turned round and Joe dug into his trousers and seized his red calvin klien boxer-briefs and gave him a wedgie. Ethan giggled as he felt his underwear go in between his ass cheeks. They went again. Joe hit a rock and Ethan hit sizzors, he lost again! Ethan sighed but laughed as he stood facing Joe. Joe laughed as he pulled up Ethan's shirt and sized the front of his red calvin Klien boxer-briefs, Joe tugged them right up to Ethan's stomach, giving him a melvin, displacing his penis and squashing his testicles. Good for Ethan that he won the next round and tugged Joe's white Topman boxer-briefs hard up his ass.
A nerdy but wholesome person. Complete opposite of the word chad. Melvins often wear glasses and are bad at talking to girls. Despite this though they are often kind to most people and highly respect women. A Melvin is very similar to a Nermal but lacks the condescending and incel like qualities a Nermal has.
Girl 1: Hey Tiffany why don’t you ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance?
Girl 2: I don’t know Heather Ken is a bit of a “melvin”
Girl 1: That might be true but I bet he’ll treat you better than any of those chads you are always going for.
"did you see Jameis Winston eating a W?"
"Yeah, guy a total Melvin."
Youtube is MelvinTube. The smartest person in the world, and is also the best fighter in the world!
Wow look at Melvin over there, can we get his autograph?
Your typical Herb (H is silent). Someone you know that flushes the toilet after he farts, or showers in a bathing suit. Usually by the first glance you can tell if he/she is a Melvin. Usually will give off a strong odor like that of a squid.
Guy 1: Whats that smell?
Guy 2: Its probably Herbert in the stall. He got ass naked to take a dump.
Guy 1: Dude, what a Melvin
Melvin will probably be your best friend forever, He might be annoying and act gay but he is loyal and can make you laugh.
??: Melvin is a good friend
.-.: Yep
A weirdo, loser, freak. Someone you would not want to be seen with in public.
"I don't want to hang out with them dad, they're total Melvins"